Monday, October 24, 2011

On Lemons.... and Julian Smith

When life gives me lemons... I find myself making a lemon pie with graham cracker crust and a plentiful layer whipped cream on top.
Actually... That is almost the truth. The metaphor that I am trying to get across is this: I may be one of the busiest guys I know, but I have a generous helping of fun times to keep me running strong.  Mostly, keeping busy keeps me running. I don't have time to be tired.  I will explain.

I wake up in the morning, go to school, and find myself doing homework... that is due first period. (winning!) Luckily, I dodge that bullet using SparkNotes, one of the greatest inventions ever created.  I go to first, do what I must (and get full credit for it) and continue on to flex. There I engage myself in a battle to the death against Dakota. We fight for about fifteen minutes, and as always, get pwned by the words, "Check Mate." On to second period, where I watch a movie and waste time. Next I go to math... oh dreaded math. We will skip over this part. Then comes lunch. I eat a chicken sammich, deliver some technology for my mom, and laugh with my friends. Just before fourth I learn of a stash of stray chicken sammiches and find myself toting two of them into fourth, where I T.A. for journalism. The plebes (derogatory term for freshmen, see also nooblet or nooble) in his class were very surprised by my epicness. Who else walks into fourth period with two chicken sammiches? Plus, I happen to be a junior, which helps a bit with my standing among our resident plebes. I than research for my next story. After school I go to the UB meeting. Very long, a wee bit boring, but nonetheless, interesting. I head to the library, give Levi a ride home, and find myself at home with nothing to do but get on Facebook... and blog.
You may think that is the end, but alas, tis never the end. At six I and many others are going to prepare for the arrival of my grandparents. So we must engage in hard labor for the remainder of the night. Luckily, there will be pizza involved, and as the great quote goes, "Where there's some food, there's a way." At least, I think that's how it goes.... But it will be fun.
Moral of the story, life is good for all the time.

In other news... juliansmith.tv is down.  I miss Julian. He better be doing something epic. I love all of his videos. They make me laugh. And his songs, well, his songs get stuck inside my head. (That was a great pun, if anyone noticed.) 

Anyway.... Adios, the time has come for me to finish this post, and it will be done.

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